June 2011
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masturbation
if everyone did this on a far more regular basis, the world would have considerably less wars.
5 hours sleep on weekend:
5 hours sleep on weekday:
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President Obama Declares June 2011 As Lesbian,... →
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May 2011
When I lose my parents in the grocery store:
scriptures:
When I was 10:
Now:
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Dear Motivation,
Please come back. My paper and I miss you terribly. Nothing can happen without you in our lives. It’s almost as if my paper doesn’t even exist…
I wait with bated breath for your return.
Sincerely,
Me
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Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your...
62442ismight:
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Tumblr is not real. It is a subconscious world...
…i must not have very many brain cells.
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Sometimes I just touch my boobs... because I can.
breatherocket:
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THIS IS MY 1000th POST.
HUZZAH!